So uh, that chick that Kate knows can't come so we can't have like a couple thing going on. I guess I'll invite that girl I work with at school. Mom says she could baby-sit and all. But I don't know. Dylan's gonna feel like the fifth wheel. She might too, you know. We'll see. I guess.

Hope Kate's cheese stuff works out. It was kind of cloggy when she practiced making it last night. I'd be just fine with the chocolate fondue, but she's set on making all this other stuff. Even tuna sandwiches.

Meanwhile, I gotta clean up the damn place since I'm the professional and all. Yeah, like I'm the authority on cleaning. Ha! All I can say - you do not want to use THE WORKS in the nude.

See the best time to clean the shower is right when you get out of the shower. I'll never do it again in the buff. That stuff burns(and not in a good way), but it works. You just don't want to get any on your penis. So remember, wear clothes while cleaning the bathroom.


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