Hey, I got to stay in bed late this morning. Well, not as late as some people. This dude I know at work says he plans on getting up at 1 this afternoon. Don't know what in the hell he was planning last night. I'm sure it had something to do with hitting the bars.

Of course, Kate's about to work me to death. She wants this place like brand new. Which is impossible I might add. Impossible.

I've already taken a carload of crap over to my parents. Shit. Its never ending.

Now she wants me to clean the carpet today. Today. Just like that. I don't think it needs it. Besides if she wanted it done it should have been done days ago.

I'm putting my foot down. I ain't doing it. I've done enough already. I'm sure some of you think she's got me tied on a short leash already.

I'm doing all I'm going to do.

Besides all this cleaning has my hand hurt'n. I don't think it was sex, after all. And I would have had incredible fuck'n this morning if it hadn't been for my stupid hand. I'm way too young for this shit to be happening to me.

Anyways, she won't let me make eggs. Says I'm not to mess up the kitchen. She says just to have cereal, and to make sure I wash the bowl afterwards. Shit, we don't even have any milk.

Sounds like a trip to MacDonalds to me.

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