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03.05.06 - songs & other yelps


Hey, we actually had a thunderstorm last night, and I slept right through it. Kate didn't get me up or nothing. Usually, she sends me out into the livingroom to make sure the computer is off and shit, but I didn't budge.

She said I mumbled something about it, but I don't remember.

We put a bell on the cat. Yeah, like thats something I want to listen to at 4 in the morning when she jumps in bed with us. Kate's idea.

Now that woke me up. Took me forever to go back to sleep.

We watched SNL last night, but until it was on we watched MAD TV. Man, that was so hilarious, the JAMES BLUNT video skit they did with that girl who sings all the celebrity skits. She was so cool. I was like, they can't be doing this ..they can't be..but they did. It was like wooo...when he/she took off that shirt. It was all about "You're so beautiful, but not quite as beautiful as me..." Even Kate laughed. That chick did a great job impersonating him..chest, abs & all. Got to say MAD TV was a whole lot more fun than SNL.

Man, I can't remember the name of that band now that was on SNL, but they were down right pitiful. Nothing like their stuff on their cd, you know. Its like the lead singers voice just wasn't strong enough. Didn't sound like them, to me, but hey, they were singing live and all. MODEST MOUSE was one of my favorites on SNL. It was like they got all their band members' family & friends to get on stage with them.

I think Kate's wanting to see THE YEAH, YEAH, YEAHS. I guess we'll go.

She's trying to get me to get a postal sub route this summer. Yeah, like I don't have enough to do already. I might do it.

But yeah, its been good this weekend. Been gett'n some and all. Can't complain except well, Kate got in a fix with her ankle. You'd think I tried to break it or something. I told her we needed sex more often than just the weekends.

Now she's tring to do some kind of situp with one of those exercise balls. She's looking pretty funny in the livingroom.

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